Asking For Sex

I'm popping in quickly to share another funny story, though it will be short and sweet because I'm very tired and don't feel like rambling this one time. But today I asked for sex. I meant to ask the waitress for a glass of sekt and she paused, smiled, and said in what would in English mean, "Excuse me?". I thought that when I heard my husband order champagne, or sekt, that he had said "secs" and so I was parroting him as I usually do to pretend I'm someone I'm not as I fake it to make it here in Germany. He was saying sekt, but you see with a German accent on the sharp kt at the end it can sound to an inexperienced American like secs but when I said it, it just sounds like sex. Well, no need to explain further. Holly has done it again. Well, perhaps I should add that I asked for sex (what should have been sekt) in front of the entire table at an anniversary party I was at. Had my mother been there, I would have made her SO PROUD. First I'm asking for squirrels at the bakery, then I'm asking for some ass, and now I'm asking for sex. What is my problem? :)